axali wyvilia da mivlen
sidedrtan da simamrtaaan,
daleven da dawvebian
yvela iatakze shemdegi
tanmimdevrobiiit: sidze,
coli, colisda, sidedri da
simauri... game sidze cols
dauwyebs perebas da cols
gautydeba sircxvilia
chemebi aqve wvananooo,
gadatrialdeba colisdastan
da eubneba chemma
colma ar momca da iqneb
shen mishvelooo,
gadaireva colisda
sircxviliaooo,
gadatrialdeba sidedrtan
da eubneba shenma
arcertma shvilma ar
momca da chqara
mishvele da shen
momeciooo, sidedric
gadaireva sircxvilia qmari
ager miwevs da rogorooo
da am dros simauris xma
ismiiis: miecit tqve deda
mot.... eboooo tore
mevida chemamdeoooo
Mama kvdeba da shvilebs
etyvis pasta-purceli
momitanet, anderzi unda
dagiweroto.
mourbenineben mashinve
da mama wers, wers da
uceb shvilebs ekitxeba:
-"yleyveri" ertad iwereba
tu cal-calkeo? :)
patara bavshvs skolashi
miscemen davalebas rom
daweron tema meore
msoplio omis shesaxeb,
xoda bavshvi miva
babuastan da kitxavs
rame mitxari ra
chavamatoo, babua
eutyvis me meore msoplio
omi gamovlili maq shvilo
da pashistebma mag
omshi gadarchenilebi an
daxvrites an motyneso,
shvilishvili ekitxeba: shen
babu shen ra giqneso?
babua:me damxvriteso))))
didi muxloxoiani traqtori
gausvavs axaltaxal
mersedess, gadmoxteba
mersedesis mzgoli
gamwarebuli, avardeba
traqtorze, lamis
gamoglijavs kabinis
karebs da dainaxavs
shignit moxeuli kaxeli zis,
-gindoda rame?- ekitxeba
traqtorisi.
-19iani kluchi xo ar
geqneba?- zlivs
amoiknavla mersedesis
mzgolma.
-ara jigaro, 42 nomramde
xelit vuchero- upasuxa
kaxelma :)

imereli moiyvans svan
cols, meore dgit coli dilit
adre adgeba da najaxs
lesavs mamamtili ekitxeba
ras shvebi am dilit aqo qali
gamoutrialdeba da etyvis
aba mas egona sisxls
shevarchendi
Qartlels kaxeli dzmakaci
chamouva stumrad,
aqeifebs dros
gaatarebinebs da sagamos
eubneba exla viri unda
mogatkvnevinovo, kaxeli
madlobas mouxdis da
etkvis, shen ro chemtan
chamoxval magrad unda
gagulaovo, ertxelac chava
qartleli kaxel dzmakactan,
gashlis sufras midis sharafi
gniasi da ro dagamda
kaxeli eubneba, exla
bochola unda
mogatkvnevinovo, qartleli
gaigijebs tavs ar minda ra
bochola ris bocholao,
meore dges adgeba
gamova garet da xedavs
kukliasavit gogo modis
chaidnit xelshi, miva am
qartleltan xel piri
daabaninos, es ekitxeba ra
gqvia tqveno? Gogo
pasuxobs me bochola da
tqven ra gqviato? Es pirze
ckals isxavs da tan
eubneba kle mqvia kleo.
Sa mixval kakoia am dilas
sidedrtan ertad?
Sokos mosazebnad,ki
mara sidedri reiza
migyavs?
Aba vis gavasinjo?
Svani aivanze pertxavs
sharvals, gadauvardeba da
gaipiqrebs, kidekai ar
mecvao
2 sofleli guruli chava
qalaqshi, policieli
mixvdeba rom eseni
soflelebi ariano,
gaacherebs da etyvis : aba
exa droze asfaltze curva
machveneto, esenic ertis
ambit daiwyeneb fortxials.
Erti eubneba amxanags
rom es naxe rogor
gvagoimebso, amxanagi
etyvis : dzama midi
kargad gausvi chayvintva
ar mogvtxovoso :D
BiPP:
Chak norisi icit sadamde
itvlida? Ara? Or
utvalavamde
dato:
gakvetilze utavo mxedars
ekitxebian:
- davaleba ratom ar
gaqvs?
- saxlshi damrcha...
- kargi, dajeqi, dajeqi...
colqmari chxubobs. Qmari
magidis qvesh aris
shemdzvrali. Coli eubneba:
- gamoetrie axla
maqedan, tavpiri unda
gagiertiano!..
- ar gamoval, unda icode
vin aris ojaxshi ufrosi!
uxamsi:
sami buzi mzgn**ze zis da
sadiloben. Ertma buzma
shua chamashi daaboyina.
Meore buzi eubneba:
- ra uzrdeli xar, barem
sufraze moj*i!..
svani moiyvans cols da
meore dges mshoblebs
ukan ubrunebs gafuchda
da garantia ar
mohyoliao.;-);-)
kincho????:
-ras izamdnen
qalebi,mamakacebi rom ar
arsebobdnen?
-romelime sxva mxecs
gawvrtnidnen.
Toma:
Chak norisi tavis
ashenebul samshobiaroshi
daibada ... :-)
Toma:
Chak norisi deidam
gaachina,imito ro deda
aravis moetyna...
Toma:
Ertxel chak noriss gulis
sheteva qonda,guli
damarcxda...

deda: _ shvilo,nu dadixar
diskotekaze dayruvdebi.
shvili: _ gmadlobt deda ar
mshia.
????:
swanebi aspalts qolgeitit
gaxexaven ghrmulebi
aghar gauchndebao......
enja:
ar mesmis rogor unda
sheexo qals
xelit?.....,.,,,,...roza fexebi
arsebobs.
Poeti:
Dges wvima iyo dzalze
dzlieri, shen shegecvala
saxis ieri aset wvimashi
dadixar marto ar
gaxsendeba sad dade
palto?
Niii:
Maxinji miva kuzanovtan
plastikuri operaciis
gasaketeblad.me
icit,tvalebis cxviris,ybis da
xerxemlis gasworeba
minda.eqimi etyvis:me ki
var kuzanovi
gvarad,magram martla
kuzebs ki ar vasworeb.

dato:
qirurgtan:
- eqimo, chemma
bavshvma 20 tetriani
gadaylapa, rame unda
mishvelot...
- magis gamo bavshvs nu
gamachrevineb, im 20
tetrs me mogcem...
nini:
svans eyoleba tyubebi da
erts moklavs..ori ertnairi
rat mindao:D:D
Lombardo:
Alo policiaa? Rachvelebi
chemi binas zarcvaven!
Ra icit rom rachvelebi
arian?
Axlac binashi arian da
fiqroben ra caigon da ra
ara
(giorgi cxadaze) &
(kincho):
travmatologiur klinikashi
saoperaciod emzadebian.
-eqimo,pexs xom ar
davkargav?
-gaachnia sad sheinaxavt...
chaki:
chak norisi gana martla
rija iyo,imiji qonda egeti
svani liptan dgas.
-ratom ar shedixar?
-eger weria.lipti xuti
kacistvisaao da otxs vucdi.
(gio cxadaze) & (kincho):
gagigonia kaco zroxa ver
movwvele
rata kaco?
ravi magisic.iseti daglili
movida naxirida,vedra
rom shevudgi zed
chamojda
123:
Avtobusshi imxela amidga
orives gadagvaxdevineso!
Lombardo:
Shvili eubneba
mamas:mami pirveli seqsi
mqondao,mamikom
genacvalos dajeqi da
mitxario,axla ver
davjdebio!she shobelzaglo
pirshi mainc agego xom ar
metyvodio!
Lombardo:
Somexi ipovis fuls-akliao
svani iyidis katas bans da
kata chxavis.....
shemouvardeba mezobeli
da etyvis: mec myavs kata,
magram roca vban ase ar
chxavis! svani eubneba:
shen albad ar wuravo
LLKJH:
erti dzma eubneba
meores: -me dedas da
mamas ufro uyvarvar,
imitom rom sul
sachuqrebsa da
shokoladebs myiduloben
shen ki ara! -zato me kibo
ar maq! :D:D
Terrible:
svans waiyvanen
svanetshi,daanaxeben
chas da etvian:ai sheni
winaprebi aqedan
svamdnen wyalso.ui
ramxela kiseri hqoniat
mag shobelzaglebso
Gio:
Seqsis shemdeg gogo
ekitxeba bichs. Gogo:pexis
zoma ramdeni gaqvso?
Bichi:47.Gogo:rato?
Bichi:bavshvobashi
pexshishveli
davrbodio.Gogo:bavshvobashi
jobda utrusikot gerbinao
Gio:
Svans eyoleba tyupebi da
cols echxubeba meore
visiao
Guruli :
maxinji xatula.daijers
bayays da etyvis.me shen
unda gakoco princad unda
gadagagcio.bayayi
etyvis,wai bidzia jer shen
gadaiqeci adamianado.
Niku:
Benduqidzis tavze tilma
daibuda,ert dgeshi tili ise
gasuqda rom dietaze
dajda.:-d
Xatulas fani:
Xatulam axali samushao
ishovna mis ybaze
vertfrenebi jdebian...
Niku:
Xatula ybit waiqca da
asvalti
gaxetqa.arqeologebs
dinozavris nakvalebi
egonat da kurorti
gaxsnen.
Niku:
Chemtan skolashi aris erti
gogo.imxela yba aqvs
rom,eifenis koshxi misi
yba simaglit pirvel
adgilzea.
gogita:
mixo da maro
tamashoben
damalobanas,mixo etyvis
tu gipov
gagaupatiurebo,maro
otaxidan gamoszaxebs tu
ver mipovni karebis ukav
viqnebi,mixooo,,
shilda:
Svani dainaxavs karebze
mikrul nals da ikitxavs es
ristvis ario _ upasuxeben
avi tvalisgan icavso _ chem
cxens otxi mageti eketa
magram mainc mglebma
shewameso.
Juko:
Qartlels kaxeli dzmakaci
chamouva stumrad,
aqeifebs dros
gaatarebinebs da sagamos
eubneba exla viri unda
mogatkvnevinovo, kaxeli
madlobas mouxdis da
etkvis, shen ro chemtan
chamoxval magrad unda
gagulaovo, ertxelac chava
qartleli ...
vrclad
Juko:
Qartveli tavmdamsxmeli
fexburteli nashas daitrevs,
aikvans saxlshi gaxdis
sacolze daacvens
daumiznebs da aacels.
Juko:
Bichi mamas eubneba,
mami dges pirveli seqsi
mqondao, mamas
gauxardeba modi shvilo
dajeqi momikevio, au
mami ver vjdebio.
kako:
gochi miva mkitxavtan.
Mkitxavi eubneba:
-ras unda nishnavdes ar
vici, magram saaxalwlo
sufraze gxedav, bolokit
pirshi...
etuli:
maro mixos
eubneba:mixoo chven rom
astma gvegona turme
orgazmi yofilaooo...
gogita:
:-Dmixos da maros qorwili
aqvt da mixo
gamoicekvebs rom
daamtavreben cekvas
maro eubneba mexi
dagayara ra kargi cekva
gcodnia mixo etyvis mexic
dagayare da trakshic
shegecio.

gldanski:
dedamiwaze iseti krizisi
dadgeba chaishi
diabetianebs
apurtxebineben)))
jitia:
svani dakargavs cxens
edzebs edzebs da didixnis
dzebnis shemdeg ityvis
kidekai zed ar vijeqio
jitia:
ori kaci jis matarebelshi
erti kaci etyvis meores
modi kukudamalobana
vitamashoto me
movkukav shen damaleo
Clinton:
Do you have more great
atricles like this one?
mgelzaxla:
martshutkashi imxela
amidga ro oris gadavixade

sheni surati matxove
shtepceltan unda davkido,
bavshvebi ro ar mividnen.
Temo:
Svans tevzi gaabraza da
cxalshi daaxchobs
bavshvi chams sachmels.
Ekitxeba dedas:
- deda, deda, mamas
ratom ar aqvs tavze
tmebi?
- imitom rom mama bevrs
fiqrobs...
- da shen ratom gaqvs
amdeni tmebi?!
- chamisas bevrs nu
laparakob!,.
gochivit xumara:
Chemi ert-erti svani
zmakaci (gvars da saxels
ar davasaxeleb, torem rom
waikitxos datvreba
chemtvisac mere :D )
shedis barshi da barmens
eubneba:
-mineraluri wyali damisxi,
dges gvizli unda
gavaocoo. :)
gochivit xumara:
Mama kvdeba da shvilebs
etyvis pasta-purceli
momitanet, anderzi unda
dagiweroto.
mourbenineben mashinve
da mama wers, wers da
uceb shvilebs ekitxeba:
-"glegveri" ertad iwereba
tu cal-calkeo? :)
svani me18 sartulidan
pertxavs sarvals da
gadauardeba,mere
daiwyebs sicils-kidev kai
ar mecvao

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